I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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