Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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