honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
This show inspires me to have sex in space
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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