I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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