My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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