I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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