If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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