He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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