Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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