Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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