Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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