is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
