I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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