Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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