i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Text me some of your sweat
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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