Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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