she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
the liver wants what the liver wants
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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