just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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