I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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