your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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