He is an equal opportunity slut.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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