I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
