"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize