do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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