Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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