So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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