is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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