I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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