I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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