We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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