they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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