Dude my mom stole all your condoms
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That accounts for only three of the penises
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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