On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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