I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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