i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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