so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Randomize
