what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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