come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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