My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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