We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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