If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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