You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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