We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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