Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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