Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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