That's intense
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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