so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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