kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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