I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
