: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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