All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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