For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
