That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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