How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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