Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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